Bucket List

Yes, I'm one of those people. I have a bucket list. I've had it for several years now. Just for funsies, I thought I'd share it. Here it is, the items in no particular order, including items I have completed:

1. Go to Africa (done)
2. Participate in a pie fight
3. Go to Burning Man
4. Swim with sharks, cage optional
5. Wear on my own honeymoon the same red dress that my mom wore on her honeymoon (done)
6. Publish some writing
7. Write and direct a play or short film
8. Walk somewhere Jesus walked
9. Stick little red dots on the noses of the deer on deer crossing signs
10. Pee in one of those one-way-mirror-enclosed bathrooms in a crowded place
11. Stand on one of those transparent walkways that jut out over a canyon or out from the side of a tall building
12. Pet a tiger
13. Ride an elephant (done)
14. Get a tattoo (done, and done, and done again)
15. Drink champagne in a fancy dress at a fancy New Years Eve party

I'm sure it will grow as time goes by and I think of more things, but that's what I've had written down for a while. If anyone wants to help me do any of those undone items, you know how to get ahold of me (and if you don't, I probably don't know you and would be significantly less likely to engage your help. Sorry; I don't do pie fights with just anyone).